An Oregon man lists people on his website that he says have incurable STDs

I was dating this guy that was hot for me.
Too bad I didn’t know his sexual history
Turns out he had some major STDs.
Now I’m rolling to my gyno with venereal disease
F-R-E-E that spells FREE sexual history report dot come baby
Thought this only happened on TV
Should have made him wear a condom but was too
So instead of getting sex, I’m getting fat
I’m at the doctor’s every outbreak and my getting laughed at
F-R-E-E that spells FREE sexual history report dot come baby

Starring Jamie Frank, Vic Clay, Art Laurie, and Linda Multer
Written, Produced, and Directed by Kevin Anderton
Co-produced by Vic Clay
Shot by David Tames
Edited and isted Directed by David Kornfeld
Music by George O’Connor
Lyrics by Kevin Anderton
Vocals by Nicole Bockman

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Lyrics:

They say a man should always dress up for the job he wants
So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant?
It’s all because some hacker stole my identity.
Now I’m in here every evening serving chowder and ice tea.

Shoulda gone to free credit report dot com.
I coulda seen this comin at my like an atom bomb,
they moniter your credit and send you email alerts.
So you don’t end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirts.

So I’m waiting on a table and a kid is throwing up.
I’ll probably end up cleaning it that’s just my kinda luck.
I wish I were a banker, had me a better job.
But all my information was stolen by some slob.

Shoulda gone to free credit report dot com.
And then I would have seen if something had been going wrong.
I’d probably be in Cancun, cause I’d be freakin rich.
Instead of making $2 an hour plus some lousy tips.

So my shift is finally over, my work is finally through,
and I’ll probably go to Professor’s and have a beer or two.
I’ll pick up this ol’ guitar and start to sing some songs.
and if the crowd is drunk enough they’ll probably sing along.

Shoulda gone to free credit report dot com.
But it don’t really matter cause I’m taking Jagerbombs.
I’m getting rather hammered tomorrow’s gonna hurt,
and there’s a very good chance I will call in sick for work!

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I was getting depressed cause of all the stress I was feeling at home
Had a poor credit score and the number would haunt me wherever Id go
Thought Id move to a place where my credit could stink and nobody would care
I just wish that somebody had told me that place was a Renaissance Fair!
Free Credit Report dot com!
Tell your friends, tell your dad, tell you mom!
Never mind, theyve been singing our songs
Since we first showed up with our pirate hats on!
If youre not into fake sword fights
Pointy slippers and green wool tights
Take a trip from a knight who knows
Free Credit Report dot com, lets go!

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RENAISSANCE FAIRE (NUMBER 6): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moDyq0VoUo0

I don’t own any of the songs or the lyrics… so let’s just consider it free advertising, eh?

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Enjoy!

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Thank you for the views. Sorry about the quality.

Lyrics:

Check it out
Gas prices
Going up sky high
Ditch my used sub-compack
For a 2 wheel drive
Now I’m rolling eco friendly
But I still look bad
When the bike store saw my credit
They said this is all they had
I’m singin’
F to the R to the E to the E to the C to the R to the E D I T
Re to port to the dot to the com
Come on everybody
grab your bike and sing along
its easy
Offer applies with enrollment
And triple advantage

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