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I want my girlfriend to co-sign my truck loan before I dump her after Christmas?

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She thinks I'm getting her a ring for Christmas because thats what I leaked to a friend of hers. She is in a good mood now and willing to sign for a new truck for me. I'm giving her a fake CZ ring for Christmas and then am moving to Florida because my buddy has a place and a salt water fishing boat. I want to take the new pickup with me.

She is a pain in the azz, always nagging about my drinking and porn tapes.

How can I change addresses so she can't find me? I'm gonna let her make the payments on the truck since she has two jobs and she'll want to protect her credit rating. I'm not working but have 5 months left of unemployment so I'm gonna run that out.

Are there any sites that specialize in identity relocation and hiding? I was gonna tell her I joined the Army but was thought she could find out that wasn't true.

First of all WOW you got guts…second, if you get her to sign the car loan you got pro and cons….

PROS… you will have the car and they cannot repo a car they cannot find. Plus, if you don't ANY payment with a check or any tracking information they cannot use this against you. DO NOT FORWARD your mail with the post office….change your State DL on-line to a PO box…not in your town but in a town you will drive through weekly

Cons…she can get a private eye to find your azz (I know I would) but if continue to use pay as you go cell and don't use a bank account and apply for nothing and you can DEEP DL.

You will get major bad karma for doing this but it can work.

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  1. nanny4hap
    April 28th, 2009 at 17:18 | #1

    So why go through the trouble and just break up with her now. I'm sure you are just a big a pain to her.
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  2. KJI
    April 28th, 2009 at 17:49 | #2

    LOL…Just disappear, get a p.o box and work for cash.
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  3. soxfan
    April 28th, 2009 at 18:05 | #3

    You're an idiot.
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  4. sandostrich
    April 28th, 2009 at 18:52 | #4

    You are and a$$hole. I hope Judge Judy finds you and reems you in court.
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  5. sunshine
    April 28th, 2009 at 19:11 | #5

    your an ass
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  6. zambreisha t
    April 28th, 2009 at 19:20 | #6

    you is wrong i would have broke up with you .
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  7. Lori
    April 28th, 2009 at 19:58 | #7

    I cannot believe that you would treat her that way! Why not just leave her alone and move on? Get a job and support yourself and make your own truck payment. Then, you don't have to worry about hiding out. She can take you to court…so I would be very careful with what you are planning……..
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  8. al
    April 28th, 2009 at 20:06 | #8

    WOW What A Jerk!!! Go ahead and move her lawyer will be able to find you.
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  9. Raizel
    April 28th, 2009 at 20:38 | #9

    That is so mean. You don't deserve any girl in your lifetime. Do you believe in Karma ?
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  10. Becky
    April 28th, 2009 at 20:45 | #10

    your a azzhole i would dump ur azz dont do that
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  11. SexyAmby
    April 28th, 2009 at 21:35 | #11

    well thats mean if i was your chick i wouldnt co-sign for you!
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  12. angel b
    April 28th, 2009 at 21:49 | #12

    If you have your girlfriend CO SIGN for a truck loan all your demographics will be on the application anyway so run away retard they will still find you……… ha ha ha what a stupid as*
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  13. Ryan S
    April 28th, 2009 at 22:22 | #13

    You are an ass. get a life bum. think about what you are saying. if she does get you that truck may karma kick you in the ass
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  14. Hani H
    April 28th, 2009 at 22:42 | #14

    I hope you will crash and get blown into pieces on that boat that your girlfriend signed whom you duped and dumped.

    Merry Christmas…IN HELL.
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  15. bethborkland
    April 28th, 2009 at 23:00 | #15

    First of all WOW you got guts…second, if you get her to sign the car loan you got pro and cons….

    PROS… you will have the car and they cannot repo a car they cannot find. Plus, if you don't ANY payment with a check or any tracking information they cannot use this against you. DO NOT FORWARD your mail with the post office….change your State DL on-line to a PO box…not in your town but in a town you will drive through weekly

    Cons…she can get a private eye to find your azz (I know I would) but if continue to use pay as you go cell and don't use a bank account and apply for nothing and you can DEEP DL.

    You will get major bad karma for doing this but it can work.
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    http://www.flordia.com

  16. scott nj 23
    April 28th, 2009 at 23:29 | #16

    i give u credit for thinking up this story, pretty freakin funny
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