freecreditreport.com parody – Sexualhistoryreport.com – free credit report

By: admin
Published: June 27th, 2009

A parody of those ubiquitous FREE Credit Report Dot Com ads. Download your own copy of the short at sexualhistoryreport.com

An Oregon man lists people on his website that he says have incurable STDs

I was dating this guy that was hot for me.
Too bad I didn’t know his sexual history
Turns out he had some major STDs.
Now I’m rolling to my gyno with venereal disease
F-R-E-E that spells FREE sexual history report dot come baby
Thought this only happened on TV
Should have made him wear a condom but was too
So instead of getting sex, I’m getting fat
I’m at the doctor’s every outbreak and my getting laughed at
F-R-E-E that spells FREE sexual history report dot come baby

Starring Jamie Frank, Vic Clay, Art Laurie, and Linda Multer
Written, Produced, and Directed by Kevin Anderton
Co-produced by Vic Clay
Shot by David Tames
Edited and isted Directed by David Kornfeld
Music by George O’Connor
Lyrics by Kevin Anderton
Vocals by Nicole Bockman

freecreditreport.com

Duration : 0:0:40


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  1. 1. TehRedneckBrothers
    June 27th, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! …
    lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. 2. leadmare56
    June 27th, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    0:30!!lol “report …
    0:30!!lol “report that creep today!”

  3. 3. Home4U2C
    June 27th, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    Oh, God forgive me, …
    Oh, God forgive me, but this is funny :)

  4. 4. SavanitaPajara
    June 27th, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    OhMyGod, I LOVED it …
    OhMyGod, I LOVED it.
    Hahahahahahahahahaha…

  5. 5. LaronJ226
    June 27th, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    GRRRREEEAATTT!!
    GRRRREEEAATTT!!

  6. 6. BLADE2349
    June 27th, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    rofl
    rofl

  7. 7. 19patten97
    June 27th, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    haha
    haha

  8. 8. AvengersHipHop
    June 27th, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    i like the idea but …
    i like the idea but flow is weird; if it’s tightened everyone would love this. the last few lines had me weak tho

  9. 9. ellentyr
    June 27th, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    lol
    lol

  10. 10. kurenia282
    June 27th, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    this is so funny!!!!
    this is so funny!!!!

  11. 11. quawizle
    June 27th, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    ROFL
    LOL
    LMAO

    ROFL
    LOL
    LMAO

  12. 12. 0LyricQueen0
    June 27th, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    roflmao!
    roflmao!

  13. 13. shawnlshs
    June 27th, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    omg that ’s great!
    omg that ’s great!

  14. 14. GORZAK32
    June 27th, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    im telling everyone …
    im telling everyone bout this hahaha lmao

  15. 15. Clumsytonks4
    June 27th, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    XDDDDD OMG! I …
    XDDDDD OMG! I almost peed myself! XDD Awesome hahaha

  16. 16. 12b1012
    June 27th, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    OMG this was …
    OMG this was hilarious! Well done! ha ha

  17. 17. JasmericaRAWR
    June 27th, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    O M EN G WOW
    O M EN G WOW

  18. 18. lois123lane
    June 27th, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    Excellent!!!!
    Excellent!!!!

  19. 19. VietMithril
    June 27th, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    Lmao!
    Lmao!

  20. 20. musicispower84
    June 27th, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    LOL this was funny! …
    LOL this was funny! But if it’s not true about the lead girl, she’s really cute. hehe

  21. 21. Carlosporckchop
    June 27th, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    my ’s getting …
    my ’s getting laughted at .lol

  22. 22. imsokewl27
    June 27th, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    weird that …
    weird that says it all

  23. 23. mrsmiles105
    June 27th, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    Bitch Sedd “Andd …
    Sedd “Andd Mah Gettinq Laffedd At” Lmaoooo!

  24. 24. EevisandEdhead
    June 27th, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    It just sounds so …
    It just sounds so funny at 0:22 when she says “And now instead of getting sex, I’m getting FAT!!!”

  25. 25. EevisandEdhead
    June 27th, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    HA HA Funniest …
    HA HA Funniest EVER!!!!

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