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“Bad Credit” – Dan Louisell – freecreditreport.com spoof

Saturday

What really happens when you use freecreditreport.com?

This was for a contest to either cover one of the songs from the commercials or write your own jingle. Being that this isn’t very flattering to the website, I bet I won’t win. :)

Here are the lyrics, by request:

I thought that I should check my score at freecreditreport.com
after seeing that guy explain to me all the things that could go wrong
but I didn’t read the fine print and when a bunch of time went by
I saw that every month they’d charged my card about $14.95

so now I’m back in debt, that’s what I get for thinking it was free
and even now my pet turtle just can’t stand the site of me

I can’t afford expensive drinks so cheap ones will suffice
but now I’m all hung over after drinking Natty Ice
online everyone’s un-friended me, even that guy Tom
all because most of my money went to freecreditreport.com

so now I’m back in debt, that’s what I get for thinking it was free
I didn’t know it’s legal to intentionally mislead

my lights have been shut off and my sink has now run dry
and all that’s left to do is sit alone in the dark and cry
I had a house and family, but now everything is gone
so my life’s completely ruined by freecreditreport.com

Duration : 0:1:31


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  1. n1cks53X7
    June 27th, 2009 at 19:22 | #1

    good job :)
    good job :)

  2. bella100396
    June 27th, 2009 at 19:22 | #2

    AWSOME LOVED IT 5 …
    AWSOME LOVED IT 5 STARS!

  3. lookalooey
    June 27th, 2009 at 19:22 | #3

    lmfao funny as
    lmfao funny as

  4. RobbyRockwellDX
    June 27th, 2009 at 19:22 | #4

    HAHA LOVED IT!! 5 …
    HAHA LOVED IT!! 5 STARS!

  5. irmmollermiami
    June 27th, 2009 at 19:22 | #5

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    STOP IRM Moller Miami 697 NE 72 ST Miami 33138

  6. cat1012000
    June 27th, 2009 at 19:22 | #6

    Dan thanks for …
    Dan thanks for spreading the word!!

  7. kbauer1234
    June 27th, 2009 at 19:22 | #7

    At the end of the …
    At the end of the commercials, the guy says very fast “offer applies to enrollment in triple advantage” ..but… that is NOT a FREE credit report!! But I agree, the name is misleading.

  8. wlmtopsportsman
    June 27th, 2009 at 19:22 | #8

    Dan, your the MAN!! …
    Dan, your the MAN!!!! Funny and TRUE!!!! I’m putting this on my facebook!

  9. flamingdude96
    June 27th, 2009 at 19:22 | #9

    this song makes me …
    this song makes me lol but what are the lyrics to it

  10. gjkrieg854
    June 27th, 2009 at 19:22 | #10

    Awesome man, just …
    Awesome man, just awesome.. keep preachin the truth!

  11. evilan9el
    June 27th, 2009 at 19:22 | #11

    Great job!!! <3ed …
    Great job!!! <3ed the song.

  12. k0bayashi
    June 27th, 2009 at 19:22 | #12

    preach brotha!
    preach brotha!

  13. R0dashi
    June 27th, 2009 at 19:22 | #13

    gahahahaha so true
    gahahahaha so true

  14. violet97
    June 27th, 2009 at 19:22 | #14

    lol awesome!
    lol awesome!

  15. v3rn3n
    June 27th, 2009 at 19:22 | #15

    That’s great! …
    That’s great! You’ve got real talent!

  16. lopez7676
    June 27th, 2009 at 19:22 | #16

    It’s so true. It …
    It’s so true. It happened to me and I called them and gave them a lashing. Good Stuff!

  17. zombiemouse
    June 27th, 2009 at 19:22 | #17

    I heard this song …
    I heard this song being played on the Tom Heartman program and found this video. roflmao the same crap happened to us. We had to cancel our credit card to get them to stop charging us.

  18. originalawakening
    June 27th, 2009 at 19:22 | #18

    It’s artists like …
    It’s artists like you that help me appreciate the first amendment. What do you have to say about the Bush legacy?

  19. booboohibye
    June 27th, 2009 at 19:22 | #19

    now if you stared …
    now if you stared reading this dont stop its really scarey!ok send this to five other videos in 143 minutes.When you are done press F6 and your crushes name will apear on the screen in big letters this is weird because it does work.If you break this chance you wont have a crush in the next five years

  20. jeggomez
    June 27th, 2009 at 19:22 | #20

    SWEET SONG!!!
    SWEET SONG!!!

  21. Mitchwtd
    June 27th, 2009 at 19:22 | #21

    very good video.. …
    very good video.. great job dude.

  22. rootehound
    June 27th, 2009 at 19:22 | #22

    This is great! One …
    This is great! One of the best! Great job.

  23. flimpkin4
    June 27th, 2009 at 19:22 | #23

    Great stuff. And I …
    Great stuff. And I especially liked the way I could hear the lyrics clearly as you sang. Now turn to some other worthy targets….

  24. mdutilepr
    June 27th, 2009 at 19:22 | #24

    Best video I have …
    Best video I have ever seen. Soooo funny.

  25. dst3313
    June 27th, 2009 at 19:22 | #25

    You win.
    You win.

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